OK, now really...just because you CAN wear something, does it mean you should?? I am so flashing back to 1978 band color guard baton twirlers meets Sparkles roller rink backward skating with Shane and Raymond.
And here is proof! Exhibit one: the purple sparkly 9th grade majorette uniform, with the unfortunate flesh-colored strap LOL. Madonna has ripped this woman off. Outrageous!